#49 Irritated – ‘Dealing With Frustation’

Driving to the beach to spend the day in the Sun is a wonderful idea. Unless you come from the North East of England, where the Sun doesn’t exist and the beach is battered by ice-cold winds from the North Sea*. So there you are, on the way to the beach, contemplating ice cold water and sand being whipped into your eyes. Quite frankly you’re nervous, you might even say apprehensive, one thing is for sure though, you are bored. That is because the 30 adult minutes of travel time roughly translates to 19 hours in child time. No computer games or iPads then, so it a case of looking out the window for certain colours of car, or holding your breath through tunnels.

But oh look, what’s this? here comes your sibling, and what are they doing? Tapping, just tapping for no reason at all. Tapping. Tap, tap, tap. Not to any music or to any beat, just tapping. Tap, tap, tapping. The polite request to stop is as good as a sign that reads ‘OK, OK, you have found my ultimate weakness, and I shall entrust you not to abuse your power over me’. Naturally the parents step in to stop the tapping and order you both to resume looking out the window for cranes.

Relief.

The noise has stopped, no tapping. But you glance over at your sibling and they’re smiling, they still have the power, and you know its coming. It is time, for the slow tap. It begins with an agonisingly slow drop of a finger – silent to avoid detection by the parents. In slow motion, the finger gently rebounds on the polyurethane seats.

Its official; You’re annoyed.

I’m annoyed.

I don’t have a tapping sibling near me and my Dad isn’t playing the Manic Street Preachers latest song 7 times in a row. I don’t even have to go to the beach and get sand whipped across my face.

I would typically say I have a calm disposition, but today I am irritable. I don’t know exactly what it is, but it could be something to do with an internet connection that would definitely be out of date, even if it were in 1989*. I want to be productive, and there’s so much I need to do, but for once my lack of productivity is out of my hands.

So to remedy this I have decided to hand write every post and mail them to you all in future. Just pop your address in comments* and I’ll be sure to get tomorrows post out to you – second class*. Failing that I will invest in a fleet of pigeons – not to send messages or anything, I just want them to coo gently as I wallow in my self-pity.

Mindfump.

*Hint.

*It is exactly this.

*Don’t do this.

*Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after you.

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20 Comments

  1. S. Hansen

    All caught up on the irritation situation now. That sounds like it could be a book or at the very least a chapter, failing that a euphemism for an STD… the irritation situation.
    But yeah, everyone gets those irritable days. I could say something about women and monthly cycles but I won’t…
    I hope you aren’t so atrociously irritable that you annoy my bestie. Though the drama would add something to me shipping you guys hard haha

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    1. Mindfump

      haha yeah there are certainly a few lines of parallel. I might just go and edit your line about women though. Well my gf is over in her apartment today so she is in the safe zone. I cannot annoy her, although me being irritable doesn’t change whether I am annoying I must say.

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          1. Joonas Kopponen

            We should have a two couples dinner when we are both irritated/annoyed etc and are in annoying mood. Jenni thinks I can be the most annoying thing in the world that doubles blood pressure when I am in a bad mood. Our women might go on a vacation together though and leave us be annoying together… Maybe not so good idea afterall.

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          2. Joonas Kopponen

            Ah she is just masking how awesome she thinks you truly are! Just like Jenni when I make creative noises and acts like they’d be annoying but secretly she agrees with me on their awesomeness.

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  2. Miriam

    Put your computer away for half an hour. The connection might be better later. The computer gremlins have you! Be calm. Have a cup of coffee. Go out. Breath deeply and it will all be better soon.

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  3. Joonas Kopponen

    Sorry to hear you are feeling like that! I get those days or moments most often when it comes to ‘negative’ days. I laughed a lot while reading this post. I love irritated/pissed off humor! ❤ Jenni is a master of it, one of the reasons I love her. You definitely are at least apprentice or master of different variety of the art. I'd love to get a pissed off letter smeared in pigeon shit from you! 😀

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